fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Synonyms for fake shit

On this page, you will find 30 slang terms related to fake shit. Some of the top words include: Chocolate milk, Brown Wank, Ennuiui, wazz, pinch a loaf, and 25 more.